What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

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Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

Do you think President-Elect Donald Trump won the presidency fair and square, or do you think the GOP resorted to blatant unlawful practices to tilt the election?